Funny story

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, and listened to her
prayers
- which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless
grandma, and good-bye grandpa."

The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to
do."

When the grandpa died on the very next day, the father thought it was just
a
strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma.

Next day the grandmother died. "My gosh," thought the father, "this kid is
in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say
"God bless mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all night and got up at the
crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had
lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could just get by
until
midnight he would be okay. He felt very safe in the office, so instead of
going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee,
looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived,
he breathed a sigh of relief and finally went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of
my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch

-Tony Goodwill-