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Old 09-10-2004, 01:28 PM   #1
DAND
96 year old neighbor told me this one

This woman is in the Lexus dealership. She opens the drivers door and bends over to feel the fabric of the seat. As she does this she passes gas. Embarrassed, she quickly stands up and looks to see if there was any one around. Standing right beside her is a salesman. She quickly asks him what the price of the car is. He replies, lady, if you fart just touching the seat you'll sh!t your pants when you hear the price.
 
Old 09-16-2004, 10:37 AM   #2
Sand&SunReptile
I need to find me a salesman like that. I love snyde remarks like that.
 

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