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I would say there are NO men in Massachusetts
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Or possibly just none of them willing to touch that kind of post with a ten foot pole... "Looking for a bf, not bs" is not the sort of pressure a guy wants when meeting a woman for the first time.
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Of course there are no men in MA, look who they offer in the public spotlight - Ted Kennedy and John Kerry.
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Both of whom we shipped out of state...
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To find a real man you have to go South.
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Oh yeah, nothing more impressive than a real southern man with auto parts covering his front law, a family tree that doesn't fork, more fingers than teeth and fewer than ten of both who regularly uses phrases like "Y'all" when speaking.
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The South is always risen!
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Here I thought the phrase was "The South will rise again"
... because they couldn't keep it up the first time.