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| Just For Laughs The SOLE purpose of this forum is to put a smile on the face of a person reading the messages. Anything of a SERIOUS nature will either be deleted or moved out of here. |
03-20-2003, 08:07 PM
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03-20-2003, 08:35 PM
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Coming to a news stand near you.... 
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04-06-2003, 01:28 PM
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A blonde bought a new Lexus, and returned the next day, complaining that the
radio didn't work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued.... and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say,
"Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
"Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs.
One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but
she swerved in time to avoid him.
"ASSHOLE!" she yelled ... and ... The French National Anthem began to play
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04-10-2003, 11:54 PM
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Gone but not forgotten.
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04-17-2003, 01:49 AM
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Now now.. don't you think we're being a little hard on the French? After all, we can always count on them to be there when they need us. (Think about it for a minute...)
-Kat
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04-17-2003, 02:38 PM
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The ship sank. The life raft was much too small
for the six survivors.
The Captain, English, tells the rest that at least one person would have to leave the raft, so that it wouldn't sink and drown them all.
To make it fair, he will ask a maritime question of each sailor.
Wrong answers lose, and must go away.
He asks the First Officer " What is the greatest maritime disaster in history?"
The F.O., also English says "The sinking of the
'TITANIC'".
"Correct" says the Captain. "When?" he asks the Chief Engineer, a Scot.
" 15 April, 1912" says the Engineer.
"Correct" says the Captain.
"What happened?" he asks the Canadian Able Bodied
Seaman.
"She struck an ice berg, eh" says the Cannuck.
"Correct" says the Captain. " Now tell me
how many people died?" he asks the Chief Steward,
a Welshman.
" One thousand, five hundred and twenty three souls." says the Steward.
"Correct" says the Captain.
Then glaring at the French Cook,
he says "Name them."
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04-30-2003, 11:13 PM
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ALL VERY FUNNY
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