My butler just brought me some afternoon tea, my maid is making a start on the supper and my groundsman is off somewhere shooting those filthy peasants who only come onto my land to trample my rhododendrons and indulge in heathenistic activities. It's one of those rare moments where I have some spare time on my hands so I thought I'd register here to keep a wary eye on you suspicious folks from the other side of the Atlantic Sea, what!!!
Good, now I've insulted just about everyone, my name's Will. I've been keeping herps for around six months now. I have;
5 ball pythons
1 Surinam Red Tail Boa
1 Western Hognose
1 Stonewash Phase Pink GHI Amazon Tree Boa
1 Northern Pine snake
1 Blue Panther Chameleon
1 Diamond X Jungle Carpet Python
1 Argentine Black & White Tegu
1 Bearded Dragon
1 HTCT Leopard Gecko
I'll keep it brief here, from experience I know it's a real pain having to read someone's life story when all the box does is to say "Hi!".
I'm from the UK; Scotland originally but living and working in England so let the jokes about bad teeth, colonial aspirations, terrible weather and kilts abound.