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| Lonely Hearts Club Forum Looking for someone with a common interest? Why not go where they hang out? Have fun, but not TOO much fun in here. ONLY members over 18 are welcome here. |
05-14-2005, 05:27 PM
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Mythical Woman
Here we try to list the attributes of the perfect woman. Fortunately it is not a difficult task, as many of the Fauna ladies including of course Yours Truly come so close to the ideal.... 
Here we go:
Is conversant with the different kinds of reptiles, their care and nomenclature...
Next?:....... 
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05-14-2005, 05:34 PM
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She can make biscuits and gravy....
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05-14-2005, 06:19 PM
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3' tall-Flat head?
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05-14-2005, 08:09 PM
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Knows how to pick out dynomite matching shooz and handbag when shopping at the mall....and knows how to use the .38 snubby she tosses in the purse before she goes out for the evening.....
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05-14-2005, 08:19 PM
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can skin dinner and cook it all the while maintaining the style and grace that is inherant in all true women
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05-14-2005, 08:34 PM
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Makes sure her man leaves the house with a smile on his face every morning....
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05-15-2005, 10:19 AM
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can rechrome a bumper hitch...
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05-15-2005, 10:29 AM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by cthulhu77
can rechrome a bumper hitch...
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Dang it, and I was doing OK for a while, lol....I'm out of the running now...... 
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05-18-2005, 11:53 AM
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One thing that has always baffled me about many women is that they love to drop hints, clues and/or manipulate instead of just being as direct as possible about their wants, needs, expectations and desires.
Most men (me included) are terrible at the guessing game. We don't do hints and clues well (hell most of the time we don't even see the hint or clue) and we despise manipulation. Good or bad, men are direct and to the point creatures. I just wish more women would be direct and up front about their wants, needs, desires and what they expect from men.
So that is my addition to this list of the perfect women, to tell me point blank what is on your mind...... and not just when your are pissed off. lol
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05-18-2005, 05:18 PM
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Shrap, you know one that tells you she's pissed WHEN she's pissed?
WOW. Never met me one o' themones.
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