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| Lonely Hearts Club Forum Looking for someone with a common interest? Why not go where they hang out? Have fun, but not TOO much fun in here. ONLY members over 18 are welcome here. |
05-14-2005, 05:23 PM
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Mythical Man
Here is a game where we try to list the attributes of the perfect man. One item at a time, we will try to construct a mythical male model of perfection. This construct may not ever be seen in reality, but as they say, our reach should exceed our grasp...... 
1) Can stop and ask for directions when lost.
OK, who's next?:... 
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05-14-2005, 07:28 PM
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2) ALWAYS puts the toilet seat back down.....AND changes the roll when its empty!
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05-14-2005, 08:05 PM
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Brings roses and chocolate even when it's NOT a special occasion.....
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05-14-2005, 08:13 PM
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Ok, three for three, do continue.....
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05-14-2005, 08:17 PM
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Is not afraid to say "I love you" in public.
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05-14-2005, 08:26 PM
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Knows how to cook gourmet meals, does so without complaining, cleans up afterwards, and still has the energy to give an incredible massage (along with whatever else that might lead to.)
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05-14-2005, 08:30 PM
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Never gives an affirmative answer when you ask if a particular pair of jeans makes you look fat..... 
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05-14-2005, 08:49 PM
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Actaully hears AND understands what you said before saying uh huh
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05-15-2005, 09:18 AM
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Has the ability to do laundry without turning any of it funny colors or shrinking it so it will only fit the dog, and actually DOES it!!
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05-15-2005, 09:31 AM
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This is not an illusion....
Ladies, ladies, ladies.... that man is not mythical!!! He's living, breathing, and is right now making me a cup of coffee.  Sorry I had to steal him off the market, but if cloning humans becomes the wave of the future, I'm sure he'd volunteer.
Have to run, he's taking me shopping after breakfast! ;-)
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