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Preparedness & Self-Reliance Forum Survivalism, Livestock, Preparedness, Self Reliant Homesteading, Individual Liberty |
07-19-2014, 11:46 AM
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Slice your fruits and vegetables with kindness, Or else!
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStor...melon-24563903
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A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.
The Register Citizen of Torrington reports (http://bit.ly/1p1L3rS) Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.
Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino's tool box. He was not arrested.
They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.
No one answered a phone call Tuesday morning to the Cervellino home seeking comment.
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07-19-2014, 12:16 PM
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That's outrageous. Everyone knows you have to show those watermelons who is boss right from the get go.
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07-19-2014, 12:23 PM
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So now being passive aggressive is against the law? Crap, I'm in trouble.
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07-19-2014, 04:05 PM
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I say the watermelon asked for it.
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07-19-2014, 04:08 PM
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So I guess cutting them with swords or machetes would be a definite no-no.
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07-19-2014, 04:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JColt
I say the watermelon asked for it.
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Yeah. I mean, how do we know the guy wasn't just defending himself?
Watermelons are fun at the range. Or did I just admit to a felony?
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07-19-2014, 05:58 PM
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Not so innocent
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07-20-2014, 03:04 PM
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Yeah, I guess someone watching someone else carving a turkey on Thanksgiving is terrified to make eye contact with the carver. So many threatening innuendos......
Might be best to just outlaw any sharp instruments that could possibly be used in such a potentially violent manner.
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07-20-2014, 11:49 PM
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#9
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I blend my fruits...I guess I am really twisted.
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