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Old 07-19-2014, 11:46 AM   #1
Dennis Hultman
Slice your fruits and vegetables with kindness, Or else!

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStor...melon-24563903


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A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

The Register Citizen of Torrington reports (http://bit.ly/1p1L3rS) Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino's tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

No one answered a phone call Tuesday morning to the Cervellino home seeking comment.
 
Old 07-19-2014, 12:16 PM   #2
Lucille
That's outrageous. Everyone knows you have to show those watermelons who is boss right from the get go.
 
Old 07-19-2014, 12:23 PM   #3
Shadera
So now being passive aggressive is against the law? Crap, I'm in trouble.
 
Old 07-19-2014, 04:05 PM   #4
JColt
I say the watermelon asked for it.
 
Old 07-19-2014, 04:08 PM   #5
hhmoore
So I guess cutting them with swords or machetes would be a definite no-no.
 
Old 07-19-2014, 04:55 PM   #6
Shadera
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Originally Posted by JColt View Post
I say the watermelon asked for it.
Yeah. I mean, how do we know the guy wasn't just defending himself?

Watermelons are fun at the range. Or did I just admit to a felony?
 
Old 07-19-2014, 05:58 PM   #7
JColt
Not so innocent

 
Old 07-20-2014, 03:04 PM   #8
WebSlave
Yeah, I guess someone watching someone else carving a turkey on Thanksgiving is terrified to make eye contact with the carver. So many threatening innuendos......

Might be best to just outlaw any sharp instruments that could possibly be used in such a potentially violent manner.

 
Old 07-20-2014, 11:49 PM   #9
EmeraldBoid
I blend my fruits...I guess I am really twisted.
 

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