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Old 12-08-2002, 02:35 AM   #1
JenniferBrennan
He Said , She Said

This one is for the women!! You all have women's jokes so it is payback time.

He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
2) He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said . . . Well, you succeeded!

3) He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

4) He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

5) He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.

6) On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"

Written just below it . . . " I do not"



Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is everynight?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single womencome home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home,see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

A. They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says:

"So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
 

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