Funny Conversation

Just a typical conversation between me & my wife, but I figured it was kind of funny & worth sharing...

ASHLEY: hey, I had a dream you last night. You grew your hair out, started working out again, & had the same body as Chatum Tanning.
CHRIS: Whats wrong with the way I look now, I dont see any problems.
ASHLEY: There is no problem, I just seen a magic mike commercial before bed & remember how much different you looked & more in shape you were when we first met.
CHRIS: I shave my head now because my hair is thin. I dont have the time to work out like I used because I'm taking care of our family. A lot women still find me handsome though, sorry your not as happy as you used to be it's part of getting older.
ASHLEY: You are still handsome & I'm very happy getting older with you. I still love you, I just thought it was a really funny dream to have.
CHRIS: Well I love you too, but your dream is not half as funny as the dream I last night of you learning to cook & doing your thing in the kitchen like Rachel Ray does. I'm happy too though, thanks to take out & delivery.
ASHLEY: That is really funny, I wonder what you'll dream of if your sleeping on the couch tonight
CHRIS: Touche

too funny