Easter joke

Trump's building a new hotel and it's not going well. He tells his general contractor to hire a another guy today, or he's fired. He tells the GC to make sure the new guy's not totally illiterate; ask him one simple question. If he's right, he's in.
End of the day, GC's down to the last 3 guys, sweating for his job.

GC: "Okay, sir, can you tell me the meaning of Christmas?"
Guy 1: "Christmas is when everyone is Irish, wears green, and goes to parades to catch beads."
GC: 'Next!"


GC: "Sir, can you tell me the meaning of Thanksgiving?"
Guy 2: "Thanksgiving is when we buy our sweethearts roses and boxes if chocolate."
GC: "Next!"

GC: This is my last hope. Please, God, let this guy have a brain. "Sir, I beg you , can you tell me the meaning of Easter?"
Guy 3: "Of course. On Maunday Thursday, Jesus, in the Garden of Gethsemane, told God he was ready to die for mankind. (GC perks up). On Good Friday, He was hung upon the cross and left to die. GC: Yeah, yeah. Upon his death, his followers lowered him from the cross, wrapped him in a shroud, put him in a small cave, and rolled a large stone across the entrance. GC: Yes, yes yes!!!! On Easter Sunday, Jesus rose from the dead, threw off the shroud, rolled away the stone, and emerged from the cave. GC: We got our guy! Then, if he sees his shadow...