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10-17-2008, 10:40 PM	#1
RSS_jokes	Revised Stock Market Terms Revised Stock Market Terms -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO - The percentage of investers wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER - What my broker made me. STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past years investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT - An archaic word no longer in use. More...

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