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03-26-2006, 05:57 PM
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The best description of Me I could find.
This would be funny if it weren't so true!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
----the car isn't washed,
----the bills aren't paid,
----there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
----the flowers don't have enough water,
----there is still only 1 check in my check book,
----I can't find the remote,
----I can't find my glasses,
----and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
P. S. I just remembered, I LEFT THE WATER RUNNING in THE DRIVEWAY!!!!!!!!!
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03-26-2006, 06:06 PM
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That's great Richard. I'm not quite there yet, but I am approaching that line.
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03-26-2006, 06:09 PM
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03-26-2006, 06:55 PM
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I was going to respond to someone about something........but I just noticed the dishes need doing.
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03-26-2006, 07:14 PM
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Unfortunately that has happened from the time I was young up til no
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03-27-2006, 02:38 AM
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you guys are so funny....im sorry richard....i tried not to laugh...but its so funny how true it is.
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03-27-2006, 06:42 AM
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Well, I am glad you enjoyed it. That was the idea after all.
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03-27-2006, 05:59 PM
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Now that I remember that I was posting here, it drives me crazy that I can be so busy during the day, yet it seems like nothing was accomplished.
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03-28-2006, 02:47 AM
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yah, everytime i wanna do something or have recreation time, im busy...and then when someone asks me what im doing...i just cant seem to remember what keeps me so busy...sigh
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03-29-2006, 07:09 PM
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that is too funny. sad thing is, that is so like me.
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