Step away from the tricycle. Sit down so I can translate your post for everyone, and stop threating the anoles!
Right here in this line you will notice that he attempts to disarm the entire herp community with a hearty hello!
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Originally Posted by snake_breeder16
hi guys its me james wollitz,
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Those of us with spelling skills that are above those of a tree frog immediately think," Hmmmm this guy either has the spelling prowess of a 1st grader that spent too much time in the corner, or he has so little respect in himself that he disregards the rule that he learned in 2nd grade about capitalizing names....."
Right here I am thinking," Man this fine upstanding individual is Butchering the spelling of my name." or WAIT! Maybe he is actually CHANGING my name as he did for himself on the reptibid site! Maybe this is really a gift! A new name surprise from the name changing master himself!" I call my mother and ask, and she tells me that my name is the same. Notice how I sidestep the part where he is hitting on me, I politely tell him that I am happily married and there will be no screwing of him and I.
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Originally Posted by snake_breeder16
first off i wanted to say, screw you brien klien
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Right here the those of you with similar grammar/punctuatuon skills are not catching the pattern that is emerging here.....Those of you that are actually teaching our children are thinking," I wish I could get this guy alone for 10 minutes, I would give him grammar/punctuation pop tests everyday until he gets at least one sentence put together correctly."
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Originally Posted by snake_breeder16
next jason from bsherps is the best man on the web to buy from, next is jon riz is a very good guy and i love the boa sooo much, he is a total sweet heart.
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So you trudge on through his post and get to this juicy part....
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Originally Posted by snake_breeder16
i would rather cut each and every anoles head off than to sell to brian klein..
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Now if you are an anole and you see the line above I would climb the nearest tall tree if I was you. This guy is dangerous to you and all of your future eggs! Heck, you only lay one egg per sitting. This could be a bad thing for the future of anoles everywhere! You might want to warn other anoles to stay away from James' house!
If you are me you are getting confused, all of the name changes are making me light headed I am not sure which one I really want to go with. But, this is James' idea of a gift! After all he is good at name changing! It's his thing.
Now if you read the email part of the posting above and can add as well as reference time and dates you are thinking that James has exaggerated a little bit here, well if 10 months is a little bit to you. Maybe he is actually trying out his Jedi mind control and trying to make the WHOLE herp community think that much more time has passed than really has.....
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Originally Posted by snake_breeder16
brian has way too much time on his hands and holds on to grudges way too long, the anole thing was like a year ago, and he is still crying about it.
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We are almost done and we are getting excited about that fact! Pay attention in the back of the class!
Below we see that James is continuing his pattern of excellent spelling skills or maybe he is snubbing his nose at all of his teachers in the past by creating his own spelling/grammar and punctiation style.
Now if you are actually one of James' prized collection and can read through all the typos, you are thinking,"Boy am I proud to be in James' collection, I hope he cuts enough grass this summer so that I can eat consistently. Because he sure is not going to last long at that newspaper editing job."
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Originally Posted by snake_breeder16
i ahve every animal i say i do, and i can provide any proof need..
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Now to wrap this up I would like to say that this thread has turned out exactly as I had planned.....I posted all emails. David came and posted the ones I did not have as well as confirming the facts that transpired, and James (the star of the show) has filled in all the missing pieces and solidified his place in the herp community with his own brand of pride and truth accented by his spelling/grammar and punctuation style.
I don't think I need to add anything else.
To all of the teachers I had in the past I would like to say," Please forgive me for any typos. I did my best and that's all I can do."