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10-03-2007, 08:12 PM
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hey+they.........sorry spell check don't work on typos.
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10-03-2007, 08:32 PM
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Dear God.....please let there come a day when Damon is handcuffed to a hospital bed in excruciating pain on his way into surgery and Dr. Owens is paged over the speakers to report to surgery. I don't ask for much God. And OMG, God...could you imagine the look on Damons face? Thank You God. Amen.
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10-03-2007, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by critical bill
Dear God.....please let there come a day when Damon is handcuffed to a hospital bed in excruciating pain on his way into surgery and Dr. Owens is paged over the speakers to report to surgery. I don't ask for much God. And OMG, God...could you imagine the look on Damons face? Thank You God. Amen.
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I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this.... 
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10-03-2007, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by critical bill
Dear God.....please let there come a day when Damon is handcuffed to a hospital bed in excruciating pain on his way into surgery and Dr. Owens is paged over the speakers to report to surgery. I don't ask for much God. And OMG, God...could you imagine the look on Damons face? Thank You God. Amen.
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Time to get the vaseline warmed up........  
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10-03-2007, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by critical bill
Dear God.....please let there come a day when Damon is handcuffed to a hospital bed in excruciating pain on his way into surgery and Dr. Owens is paged over the speakers to report to surgery. I don't ask for much God. And OMG, God...could you imagine the look on Damons face? Thank You God. Amen.
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You know...I know that was a joke, but the reality is this...
I would treat him just like any other patient regardless of my personal feelings. That is professionalism.
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10-03-2007, 09:02 PM
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we know...
We know that you would, Doc. That is just part of what makes you such a class act! In fact, one might even call you the 'anti-damon!'
Sincerely,
G. Beniquez
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10-03-2007, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Owens
You know...I know that was a joke, but the reality is this...
I would treat him just like any other patient regardless of my personal feelings. That is professionalism.
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The thought that you would treat him differently never even entered my mind Doc. I do apologize sincerely if I may have offended you with my silly prayer.
If I were his doctor though....I'd put him to sleep and fix him up, but I'd also transplant his left nipple to dead smack in the center of his forehead and his testicles under his chin. He'd be my Frankendamon for messing around with me. Oh yeah.
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10-03-2007, 09:21 PM
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The thought that you would treat him differently never even entered my mind Doc. I do apologize sincerely if I may have offended you with my silly prayer.
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Absolutely not. In fact, I laughed about it. 
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If I were his doctor though....I'd put him to sleep and fix him up, but I'd also transplant his left nipple to dead smack in the center of his forehead and his testicles under his chin. He'd be my Frankendamon for messing around with me. Oh yeah.
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And that made me LOL...literally.
"Frankendamon!" LMAO!
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10-03-2007, 09:33 PM
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I swear Doc.....if were actually medically possible to accomplish...I'd be flashing both hands into his chin testicles like a boxer on a speed bag the second he got out of recovery.
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10-03-2007, 09:44 PM
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Chuck That paints a horrible mental picture. You are too funny
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