I can't wait to go back and read this one...
Lets see, as near as I can recall...
snapping turtle, not as bad as you would think
red eared slider, worse than above
box turtle, just to see if they could
bull frog, grabbed the wrong end
various toads,
anoles, that was cute
Savannah monitor
Nile monitor
water monitor
fence lizards
collard lizards
green iguanas
rhino iguanas
Cuban Rock iguanas...in Gitmo!
B&W tegus
redu tegu
Burmese python
ball python
carpet python
blood python
reticulated python
Amazon tree boa
Cooks tree boa
variable king
every single effing California king I have ever touched!
checkered garter snake
eastern garter snake
Northern pine
struck at by 3 timber rattlers, but they missed!
pacman frog, frogs has teeth?
tokay gecko. Twice because I didn't believe the first one?
And last but, well maybe it doesn't count...you tell me.
Alligator. It was a hatchling. It was gaping. I stuck my finger in its mouth on purpose just to say I was bitten by an alligator. Does that make me a bad person?
That about rounds it out. Most of these came from herping adventures OR from my tenure in a pet shop. There are many I have missed I am sure.
Oh, and for the record, that gator freaking hurt