The Miracle of Toilet Paper
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the
mirror,
complaining to my husband that my breasts are
too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's
not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every
day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a
few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of
toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror,rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years,"
he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece
of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger
over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for
your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of
therapy, may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
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