Happy Birthday Polasian

Originally Posted by polasian

ok ok...well, long story short...once the statute of limitations runs out in NY...I'll be moving back up there.

hrm.. where'd ya stash the drugs? LFMAO (was originally gonna say bodies.. but I don't think there is a s.o.l. on murders.. hrm)

:P

Originally Posted by WiseReptiles

yep, that and the news.lol

True...here are some other things to look forward to with old age...

- A fortune teller offers to read your face.
- Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by.
– you’re not a Twilight fan
– you own clothes that went out of style and then came back into style!
– little kids won’t accept your friendship requests on facebook!
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

and of course...

- You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Originally Posted by polasian

True...here are some other things to look forward to with old age...

– you’re not a Twilight fan

or just a sign that your not a p**sy


lol

Originally Posted by Miss Tuniwha

hrm.. where'd ya stash the drugs? LFMAO (was originally gonna say bodies.. but I don't think there is a s.o.l. on murders.. hrm)

:P

Absolutely not!!!...and I resent the implication MADAM!!! I leave the drugs to the young kids and their angry rap music. I am too busy volunteering at church to deal with that nonsense.

That is my statement and I am sticking to it!

Originally Posted by polasian

Absolutely not!!!...and I resent the implication MADAM!!! I leave the drugs to the young kids and their angry rap music. I am too busy volunteering at church to deal with that nonsense.

That is my statement and I am sticking to it!

there is no way you typed that with a straight face.. LOL :P

Originally Posted by Miss Tuniwha

or just a sign that your not a p**sy


lol

Crap...thats the ONLY one that didn't apply to me! But hey...I rather be a p**sy then old...so it works out . By the way...I just ordered a brake hose from that dirty bike from the 2nd movie, on E-bay. So naaaaa na na na naaaaa

Originally Posted by polasian

Crap...thats the ONLY one that didn't apply to me! But hey...I rather be a p**sy then old...so it works out . By the way...I just ordered a brake hose from that dirty bike from the 2nd movie, on E-bay. So naaaaa na na na naaaaa

*gags*.. real vampires don't freaking TWINKLE.. I am a girl.. I read all 4 books.. and no.. I am not a huge fan..

now.. some of the characters on the other hand.. RAWR!!!

Originally Posted by polasian

Crap...thats the ONLY one that didn't apply to me! But hey...I rather be a p**sy then old...so it works out . By the way...I just ordered a brake hose from that dirty bike from the 2nd movie, on E-bay. So naaaaa na na na naaaaa

and here I thought Nicholas was a guys name.. OOooooOOooooh :P


(forgot to add that to the previous post..) :P

Originally Posted by Miss Tuniwha

and here I thought Nicholas was a guys name.. OOooooOOooooh :P

It is...except on the weekends... thats "me" time and Nichole comes out. Dont front girl...you wish you had curvesssssssss like this.

Originally Posted by polasian

It is...except on the weekends... thats "me" time and Nichole comes out. Dont front girl...you wish you had curvesssssssss like this.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..

Pfft.. I got rockin' curves.. just a few too many.. lol

So is this normally how you celebrate your birthday Miss Nikki? :P