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Old 12-06-2006, 05:53 PM   #1
Suncoast Herpetological
They Walk Among Us.

I had this forwarded to me today and it was too funny to keep to myself.



A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.
You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even
one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too
untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the
sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

Caution... They Walk Among Us


One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said.

They Walk Among Us ====================

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she
shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us


I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got
a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific.."

They Walk Among Us


My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she
got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible,
but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".

They Walk Among Us


My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us


My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....

They Walk Among Us


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us


While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, THEY Walk Among Us


They do walk among us, Vote, AND reproduce!
Old 12-06-2006, 07:46 PM   #2
Ginger Ambrose
That is too funny !
Old 12-06-2006, 08:55 PM   #3
Chris Steele
Those were pretty good, thanks for sharing!
Old 12-07-2006, 03:26 AM   #4
Originally Posted by Suncoast Herpetological
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....

They Walk Among Us

And they weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer either for not saying "Wait a minute, I want to get 8 more cases!"....
Old 12-07-2006, 04:30 AM   #5
Laura Fopiano
From the mouth of Jeff's your sign!!
Old 12-07-2006, 08:29 AM   #6
Laura, I hate to break it to you, but it was Bill Engvall, not Foxworthy, that came up with "Here's your sign".

John, those were priceless. I needed a good giggle to get me going this morning.

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