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01-14-2003, 12:52 PM
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R-Rated Riddles
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
> > > A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. Why do women call it PMS?
> > > A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What's the definition of a mixed feeling?
> > > A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What's the height of conceit?
> > > A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What's the definition of macho?
> > > A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
> > > A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. Do you know how people from Bloomington practice safe sex?
> > > A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
> > > A. Because it's worth it.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What is a Yankee?
> > > A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
> > > A. They both like a tight seal.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
> > > A. Their balls are just for decoration.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and aaaaaaah"?
> > > A. About three inches.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers?
> > > A. Well-Hung.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
> > > A. For traction in the mud.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
> > > A. The grip.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
> > > A. It's not hard.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
> > > A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> > > A: 45 pounds.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> > > A: 45 minutes.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> > > A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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> > >
> > > Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
> > > A. The swallow.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
> > > A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than
> improving
> > > their minds?
> > > A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
> > > A. They don't have balls to scratch
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