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| General BS forum I guess anything is fair game in here. Just watch the subject matter doesn't get carried away too much. |
07-05-2008, 06:12 PM
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The most used and abused lines on ads!
Let's have some fun! Please come up with phrases used to advertise reptiles for sale. The most "uncreative" or repetitive one wins! As I started this thread mine will be "My loss is your gain" (or its variations!  ) Come on, be as uncreative as you can be! 
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07-05-2008, 06:16 PM
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"Smokin *name animal here*" Best i have ever personally seen to date!"
lol. This one always makes me smile, only because, when i look at some critters under those lines... I think... Uh... ive seen better. But of course, its all a matter of opinion
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07-05-2008, 06:38 PM
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#3
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"The worst I can say is NO" 
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07-05-2008, 06:41 PM
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"I'm getting out of the snake business" blahblahblahblah...
"I'll trade for other morphs"???
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07-05-2008, 06:44 PM
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#5
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by jasballs
"I'm getting out of the snake business" blahblahblahblah...
"I'll trade for other morphs"???
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LOL YES 
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07-05-2008, 07:07 PM
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#6
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How about "pictures do no justice"? 
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07-05-2008, 07:18 PM
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#7
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"I have this snake for sell"
Even I can spell Sale People!!! 
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07-05-2008, 07:31 PM
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#8
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"There's something going on with this one" (most often a BP ad)
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07-05-2008, 08:05 PM
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RARE hardly seen morph........
Or in the subject line. "Het blah blah blah blah" To find out that it is only 50% hets lol
Or Morphs inside to only find out they are CH unproven?
I can go on and on and on.
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07-05-2008, 08:19 PM
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#10
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"Must make room for new stock"
"1 Day Sale" (Especially if this is followed the next day with another "1 Day Sale")
Any ad with one of these words in it:
Taxes
Wife
Moving
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