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06-18-2007, 09:19 AM
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With golf carts and shuttle buses.
Why does everyone who is waiting for an elevator have to push the button themself when it is already lit?
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06-18-2007, 09:25 AM
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#42
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because THEY have the touch
Why do women ask if this (dress, skirt, thong, shorts, jeans, whatever) makes their butt look big?
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06-18-2007, 09:52 AM
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#43
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Originally Posted by hhmoore
because THEY have the touch
Why do women ask if this (dress, skirt, thong, shorts, jeans, whatever) makes their butt look big?
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Its a diversion, they're trying to make you think its the dress, skirt, thong, shorts, jeans, whatever's fault.
Why are there braille instructions on the Drive up ATM?
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06-18-2007, 10:03 AM
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#44
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Because of the ADA.
What hair color does the DMV put down for a bald person?
Griz
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06-18-2007, 10:27 AM
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#45
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Originally Posted by Griz
Obviously, you don't have implants or you would not ask that question!
How do they handle handicap parking at the Special Olympics?
Griz
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Valet Service.
What was the name of the ship built by Howard Hughes, under a secret CIA contract, to raise a sunken Soviet nuclear submarine off the Atlantic ocean floor?
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06-18-2007, 10:39 AM
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#46
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Hughes Glomar Explorer, too easy.
If a piano player is a pianist then why isn't a race car driver a racist?
Griz
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06-18-2007, 12:32 PM
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#47
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Maybe they secretely are!!!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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06-18-2007, 12:53 PM
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#48
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Well, if Chuck had wood then maybe we would have an answer!
Do athesists get insurance for "random acts of God?"
Griz
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06-18-2007, 01:21 PM
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#49
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Only cynical atheists do.
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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06-18-2007, 01:27 PM
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#50
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Dyslexia
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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