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Sounds like you've been there a few times, or at least recently
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I've had AOL off and on for a few years now, constantly getting sick of the fool thing and canceling my account, usually when they do some software overhaul that I dislike... AOL keeps getting softer, with rounded edges and no bright colors and bigger windows... 8.0 looks like a toddler's playset, like they don't trust their customers not to put something in their mouth and choke.
The most reccent bout was when I came into a DSL Modem and Ethernet card, so I figured I may as well get some high speed access through someone, they were offering some free time as a trial period and I didn't have to worry about sending equipment back and forth.
So I had DSL for about ten days, then it farts out on me. The modem was functional, the drivers were installed, the program was operational. I called tech support (Biggest mistake I have ever made). I ended up deleting the saved artwork, uninstalling and reinstalling the AOL program, the drivers, the connection locations, running their "AutoFix" that screwed up my modem drivers (Easily fixed, but inconvenient) and finally being told to Call back in three days if it didn't correct itself, given a trouble ticket number and case number.
I call back in three days and am told that due to snow, much of Colorado is without DSL service... I had phone service, but somehow the DSL was out and should be up in three days... this call was on a friday, I asked if it was business days or just consecutive days and was told it would be fixed by monday.
Monday comes... DSL doesn't function. I wait until Tuesday, giving them all of Monday to correct the problem, figuring it'll sort itself out quickly and being a pretty patient person about some things.
Tuesday, DSL doesn't function, call tech support. I'm told that it's three business days and that it should be fixed by Thursday.
Thursday comes, non functional... call tech support. Repeat the exact same nonsensical garbage that didn't fix it to begin with, still not fixed, I'm told to wait.
I called back every two or three days, getting different answers and reasons and the runaround from these bozos, being told it was tagged as a priority, that it was being investigated, that it was being corrected as we spoke, that it had been stuck in the wrong file and would be corrected within three days...
Eventually after demanding to speak to a supervisor, I get the information that the local DSL is contracted out to Qwest and that AOL only has the ability to send them messages about problems. My contractual agreement for service is not with Qwest, it is with AOL. I reject the advise that I call Qwest and try and explain the situation, as it is AOL's responsibility to me as their customer... I am told that when I signed up, I agreed to waive any legal rights I had pertaining to service interruptions... At that point it had been sixteen days since I had been able to use the DSL service... an interruption of service is occasionally being booted offline, or being forced to read a book for a few hours while they update the lines or somesuch... Sixteen days crosses "Service Interruption" into "Ha ha, dumb bastard thought he would be online."
All told, it took twenty eight days for them to get the service back up and for me to use the DSL I had been attempting to obtain... Thirty if I'm allowed to count the half day on either end where it wasn't functional for the majority of the time.
Then two weeks later, I get a charge for the DSL service to the tune of around $100 for the two months I had supposedly been using their DSL service.
AOL is somehow connected to whatever physical incarnation of evil anyone happens to believe in... Heck, it's connected to all of them in every incarnation, in every form... it's pure unadultered concentrated tripple distilled opposite of good.