You know your a Gecko lover when......

You know your a Gecko lover when......
Your at the beach and you look down at the sand with distain.

You know your a Gecko lover when......
you say to your kids "you don't have to eat all your potatoes "thinking" my crickets need some more gut loading.

You know your a Gecko lover when......
your making love to your spouse and your thinking....hmmmm I wonder if our offspring will be het for blue eyes?

You know your a Gecko lover when......
your spouse asks you "where are all the tupperware containers? ....and you just shrug your shoulders and give them that deer in the headlights look.

You know your a Gecko lover when......
Your eating dinner at the table with your family and you almost knock the whole table over trying to get that cricket you just saw running across the floor.

You know your a Gecko lover when......
Your spouse gets home from work and says did you make dinner? And you just drop the mealie worm container behind the cage and give them that "blank" stare.

You know your a Gecko lover when......
You plan your once a year vacation around San Francisco, and your not planning to see any of the "normal" sites
your just thinking......"now where does marcia live?"...hmmmmmm......

You know your a Gecko lover when......
when you suddenly look up at the clock and "think" ......Dam, I gotta get off this fauna!!!

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you know your a female herper when you think.... they have two !?!?! Wow!

Originally Posted by robin s.

you know your a female herper when you think.... they have two !?!?! Wow!

ewwwww

Hilarious...but kind of nasty...LMPO

...when 220 co-workers refer to you as "Lizard Man" and someone calls and asks for you by name and they say "there's nobody here by that name." ...when you buy a juicer so you can get healthy but you really want the pulp to feed your crickets and roaches ...when your family is saying "when is dinner?" and you say "in a few minutes, I'm feeding the lizards".

Oh yeah, when you watch Fear Factor and they dump a ton of superworms and hissers on them and they scream and you say "What a bunch of pussies."

Oh yeah, when you watch Fear Factor and they dump a ton of superworms and hissers on them and they scream and you say "What a bunch of pussies."

SO TRUE LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....how about when you get a bigger place so the "collection" can have their own bathroom. (BTW...the herp bathroom is usually cleaner than MY bathroom!)

...when people ask how many you have, and you have to give them a ballpark estimate

-Alice

When your Xmas wish list was for
4 - 40 gallon breeder tanks (when you still have 3 empty)
Hides, UTH, ceramic heaters for the above (when you have the 3 empty all set up waiting for babies)
Of Coarse more leos

And when you get a fruit basket from your boyfriends mom, you say my crickets will love this
And when you get a mini fountain from your boyfriends sister, you wonder if the leos will like it
And when you get a nice fussy blanket you wonder what you will do with it
And when you get new shoes, sheets, and an electric blanket, you know exactly how much leo stuff that would amount to
And when your mom hands you $100 and says DO NOT buy those creepy lizards anything, knowing it will all be spent on the leos

When you spent more on your leos for xmas than on your boyfriend
When 1/4 of the kids gifts were so they could have "their own" leos
When you buy your 5 year old a digi cam cause your tired of him killing the batteries on yours and you miss all the good leo shots

When you buy 90% of your food based on the container being re-usable for the leos
When your friend comes back from CA after 5 years and you say, hey come over to see the new babies and she says I didn't know you were pregnant again and twins???? And you reply, oh no the leo babies

You REALLY know your a Leo Lover when....

At all Holidays and Family functions your guests end up in the cellar getting a Leopard Gecko tour