Choosing a wife?

A man wanted to get married. He was having choosing amoung three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 & watches to see to see what they do with the money......The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beaty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup: buys several new outfits& dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much......The man is impressed..........The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, & some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.........The 3rd invests the the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 & reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.......Obviously, the man was impressed........The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her..........Then he married the one with the biggest tits.......Men are like that you know........There is more money spent on breast implants & viagra today than on Alzheimers research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs & huge erections & absolutely no recollection of what to do with them........ENJOY.....from the desk of the PHANTOM.