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The Welcome Room & New Member Intros How about a place for new members to come on in, make an introduction, and meet the regulars? Talk about yourself or anything else that comes to mind, just to break the ice. Or just pull up a chair and make yourself at home for a spell.

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Old 01-11-2010, 04:42 PM   #31
Twizted Paths
Ok, instead of just Nick's threads being moved to **HELL** maybe every thread he participates in needs moved there?
 
Old 01-12-2010, 12:46 AM   #32
polasian
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Yet, if one was to lose sight in one eye they would walk in circles.
Only if the one that didn't loose sight in either eye, was following the one that did lose sight in one eye. Lets ponder...


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No-they're screaming because of what you tried to do to them the night before!
I KNEW someone was watching! How the hell did you fit behind that small bush? And how the hell did you find out where I live? And why the hell didn't you come in to say hello? And why the hell am I still typing?


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The barnacle is the creature with the largest penis as a proportion of its overall body size...it is 40 times longer than the animal's body.
Not true! Mine is at least 41 times longer then the barnacles overall body size.


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Ok, instead of just Nick's threads being moved to **HELL** maybe every thread he participates in needs moved there?
Heyyyyyy...I'm playing nice...its Donna who mentioned the "no-no-spot."
 
Old 01-12-2010, 12:50 AM   #33
polasian
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Heyyyyyy...I'm playing nice...its Donna who mentioned the "no-no-spot."
However...since we're on the subject...

The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.
 
Old 01-12-2010, 01:07 AM   #34
Miss Tuniwha
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Ok, instead of just Nick's threads being moved to **HELL** maybe every thread he participates in needs moved there?
I know right? I love this guy! LOL




--- Cats taste buds can not detect sweetness/sugars.



--- Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.
 
Old 01-12-2010, 01:14 AM   #35
polasian
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cats taste buds can not detect sweetness/sugars.
No wonder the peanut butter trick never worked on them!
 
Old 01-12-2010, 01:21 AM   #36
Miss Tuniwha
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No wonder the peanut butter trick never worked on them!
Yeah, but dang.. how many times were you able to trick ME with it.. sneaky sneaky.
 
Old 01-12-2010, 01:25 AM   #37
SamanthaJane13
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I KNEW someone was watching! How the hell did you fit behind that small bush? And how the hell did you find out where I live? And why the hell didn't you come in to say hello? And why the hell am I still typing?
I'm only 5 foot 2.

I'm psychic...no...that's PSYCHO!!

I didn't want to interrupt your little "party", but next time, Animal Control and PETA will...

Because..oh-never mind.


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Heyyyyyy...I'm playing nice...its Donna who mentioned the "no-no-spot."
FINE-next time I'll call it a "winkie". You'd think that since most of this forum is based on sciences such as biology and botany, that proper scientific terminology would be EXPECTED.
 
Old 01-12-2010, 01:28 AM   #38
polasian
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Yeah, but damn.. how many times were you able to trick ME with it.. sneaky sneaky.
***focus Nick...focus...grandma naked...grandma naked...OK...it passed...***

Butterflies taste with their hind feet.
 
Old 01-12-2010, 03:48 AM   #39
polasian
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I didn't want to interrupt your little "party"
Next time just join ...the more the merrier!


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FINE-next time I'll call it a "winkie". You'd think that since most of this forum is based on sciences such as biology and botany, that proper scientific terminology would be EXPECTED.
tee hee hee...duhhhhh you said "winkie" hee hee
 
Old 01-12-2010, 06:58 AM   #40
DAND
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No wonder the peanut butter trick never worked on them!
Where were you putting the peanut butter? Incorrect placement of the peanut butter would render the trick null and void.
 

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