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01-12-2010, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DAND
Where were you putting the peanut butter? Incorrect placement of the peanut butter would render the trick null and void.
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LOL!!! Great question Sensei. Unfortunately the only answers I can give would get this thread sent straight to hell in a handbasket. Hence I must refrain.
*goes back to wax on wax off the cars*
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01-12-2010, 12:25 PM
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Camels have three eyelids.
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01-12-2010, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by polasian
Camels have three eyelids.
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A camel's hump will shrink if it does not eat. 
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01-12-2010, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by polasian
LOL!!! Great question Sensei. Unfortunately the only answers I can give would get this thread sent straight to hell in a handbasket. Hence I must refrain.
*goes back to wax on wax off the cars*
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I know where he put it.. *giggles*
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01-12-2010, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by polasian
Next time just join  ...the more the merrier! 
tee hee hee...duhhhhh you said "winkie" hee hee  |
Sorry-I'm not into groups...or animals.
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01-12-2010, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SamanthaJane13
Sorry-I'm not into groups...or animals.
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Connects, one  , two .
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01-12-2010, 04:43 PM
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this seems sadly appropriate for this site
"Beside Humans and most Primates, the only other female mammals that are born with hymens are Llamas, Guinea pigs, Manatees, Moles, Toothed whales, Elephants, Rats, Seals, and Horses."
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01-12-2010, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DAND
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I see Sensei has taken on another pupil...her kung fu is strong yet her mind is weak...I will let her win this round...out of respect for Sensei...
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Originally Posted by Miss Tuniwha
"Beside Humans and most Primates, the only other female mammals that are born with hymens are Llamas, Guinea pigs, Manatees, Moles, Toothed whales, Elephants, Rats, Seals, and Horses."
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Gorillas, oddly enough, have one of the smallest primate penises, despite the fact that they are the largest primates on Earth. Gorillas penis size averages around a paltry two inches.
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01-12-2010, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by polasian
Gorillas, oddly enough, have one of the smallest primate penises, despite the fact that they are the largest primates on Earth. Gorillas penis size averages around a paltry two inches.
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Finally.. Somewhere you could fit in..
*hugs*.. you know I love you.. don't cry
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01-12-2010, 08:11 PM
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#50
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During the mating flight of a virgin queen bee the drones genitals explode and snap off inside her.
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