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01-12-2010, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Twizted Paths
During the mating flight of a virgin queen bee the drones genitals explode and snap off inside her.
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well now.. that's just HOT!
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01-12-2010, 09:18 PM
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Lions can mate more than 50 times per day.
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01-12-2010, 09:25 PM
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Marine flatworms all have penises but none have vaginas.
During mating they indulge in "Penis Fencing", and try to stab each other anywhere on the body.
The winner gets to donate sperm, the loser has to slink off and lay eggs.....
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01-12-2010, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Tuniwha
well now.. that's just HOT!
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The male argonaut octopus produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus. When he sees a chick he likes he detaches his penis - the penis then swims to the female by itself.
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01-12-2010, 09:39 PM
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Pig's orgasms last for 30 minutes.
Iguanas can end their own life.
Polar bears are left handed.
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01-12-2010, 09:41 PM
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Nick - I thought of you when I read this...
A female hyena has a pseudopenis that they can erect at will. To mate, the male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis.
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01-12-2010, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DAND
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Dand...all I ever did was give you more much-needed publicity for your stripping Sasquatch career, and this is how you repay my kindness and generosity?
See if I ever help you again, young man!!
 
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01-12-2010, 10:22 PM
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The giant palm salamander of Central America (Bolitoglossa dofleini) shoots out its tongue with the fastest speed developed by any known muscle in the vertebrates. The species can shoot out its tongue at 18,000 watts of power per muscular kilogram.
Bolitoglossa extends its tongue (which measures more than half of its body length) in about 7 milliseconds, 50 times faster than an eye blink.
Top THAT skill, Nick!
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01-12-2010, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by SamanthaJane13
Bolitoglossa extends its tongue (which measures more than half of its body length) in about 7 milliseconds, 50 times faster than an eye blink.
Top THAT skill, Nick!
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its not is tongue that he can "extend" that fast.. .. but then it retracts just as quickly??
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01-13-2010, 12:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twizted Paths
During the mating flight of a virgin queen bee the drones genitals explode and snap off inside her.
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Now THATS a gift that keeps on giving!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Helenthereef
Marine flatworms all have penises but none have vaginas.
During mating they indulge in "Penis Fencing", and try to stab each other anywhere on the body.
The winner gets to donate sperm, the loser has to slink off and lay eggs.....
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I am undefeated in competitive scrabble...as well as in recreational "Penis Fencing." Jeffy...tell them!
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Originally Posted by Mistyck
Iguanas can end their own life.
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See Brandi...I told you that Iggy left on his own free will...it had nothing to do with my husbandry!!! I kept telling you...Iguanas LOVE shoe boxes filled with cigarette ash!
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Originally Posted by Twizted Paths
Nick - I thought of you when I read this...
A female hyena has a pseudopenis that they can erect at will. To mate, the male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis.
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Hey, I never denied that you got bigger balls then me. However, you are correct...all the ladies laugh at me during the mating ritual. 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SamanthaJane13
Dand...all I ever did was give you more much-needed publicity for your stripping Sasquatch career, and this is how you repay my kindness and generosity?
See if I ever help you again, young man!!
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Sensei, she has disgraced the schools scroll...because she is weak of mind. I spoke of this earlier yet I was shunned. 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SamanthaJane13
The giant palm salamander of Central America (Bolitoglossa dofleini) shoots out its tongue with the fastest speed developed by any known muscle in the vertebrates. The species can shoot out its tongue at 18,000 watts of power per muscular kilogram.
Bolitoglossa extends its tongue (which measures more than half of its body length) in about 7 milliseconds, 50 times faster than an eye blink.
Top THAT skill, Nick!
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I once counted to infinity. 
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Originally Posted by Miss Tuniwha
its not is tongue that he can "extend" that fast.. .. but then it retracts just as quickly??
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Its all in the hips  . 4,000 RPM (Rams Per Minute)...I'm telling you ladies...send me a plane ticket and I'll have you changing your vote to choice #1 in that "other" thread!
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