HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Dave! Hopefully you did good @ the show to make up for not being fishing.

Happy Birthday Dand Da Man!

Originally Posted by shinezilla

Oh Davey, how old are you now, 21... Nope 12.

Happy Birthday!


PS
A couple of us kids here chipped in to get you entertainment for the night but I guess something came up last minute and they had to shave their legs and wash their hair

Damn non-refundable deposits.

I guess it's the thought that counts, though couldn't Nick just have worn pants (I was pretty sure that has been a prerequisite for Nick coming out with us after the last incident) and washed his hair afterward (again after that last incident I would have thought he would have shaved his head after remembering how much difficulty he had and all the washing he had to do last time. You did show him the video from the last time didn't you?)

Again, thanks everyone for your birthday wishes. I really do appreciate it.

Originally Posted by DAND

I guess it's the thought that counts, though couldn't Nick just have worn pants (I was pretty sure that has been a prerequisite for Nick coming out with us after the last incident) and washed his hair afterward (again after that last incident I would have thought he would have shaved his head after remembering how much difficulty he had and all the washing he had to do last time. You did show him the video from the last time didn't you?)

Again, thanks everyone for your birthday wishes. I really do appreciate it.

Drop a line today Dave. I think you deserve a lil break on the lake

HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY!

Happy belated Birthday David! Sorry I'm a bit late, I was at a show all weekend. I hope you had a fantastic day man!

Originally Posted by shinezilla

PS
A couple of us kids here chipped in to get you entertainment for the night but I guess something came up last minute and they had to shave their legs and wash their hair

Damn non-refundable deposits.

Sorry...you should have read my SOL...errrrr...I mean TOS. Deposits are NON REFUNDABLE!

Originally Posted by DAND

I guess it's the thought that counts, though couldn't Nick just have worn pants (I was pretty sure that has been a prerequisite for Nick coming out with us after the last incident) and washed his hair afterward (again after that last incident I would have thought he would have shaved his head after remembering how much difficulty he had and all the washing he had to do last time. You did show him the video from the last time didn't you?)

Hey...I was too wasted to remember what happened. I've already sent out an "I'm sorry" card to everyone who was there. There was booze & I was thirsty...2 + 2 = . So sue me (actually, because of what transpired, I did receive a subpoena a week later ).

Yes, Pookie showed me the video, however parts of it were blurry . Actually, now that I think about it...that "blur" was in fact strategically placed pixelization . She told me it was recorded with faulty equipment...but I did find it odd that she was giggling the entire time we watched it . Well, NOW I know why

And no, I only shave my legs during competitive swimming season (thats also when I wash my hair...the chlorine does wonders).

Anywayyyyyyyyy...Hope you had a good day yesterday, and take some time off this week to focus on some well deserved rest & relaxation!

Originally Posted by polasian

Sorry...you should have read my SOL...errrrr...I mean TOS. Deposits are NON REFUNDABLE!


Hey...I was too wasted to remember what happened. I've already sent out an "I'm sorry" card to everyone who was there. There was booze & I was thirsty...2 + 2 = . So sue me (actually, because of what transpired, I did receive a subpoena a week later).

Yes, Pookie showed me the video, however parts of it were blurry . Actually, now that I think about it...that "blur" was in fact strategically placed pixelization . She told me it was recorded with faulty equipment...but I did find it odd that she was giggling the entire time we watched it. Well, NOW I know why

And no, I only shave my legs during competitive swimming season (thats also when I wash my hair...the chlorine does wonders).

Anywayyyyyyyyy...Hope you had a good day yesterday, and take some time off this week to focus on some well deserved rest & relaxation!

That's all well and good but we were on dry land last time (with the exception of the one corner, the hall closet and potted plant you visited) and those get away sticks of yours were fur free so I can only surmise your either had some competition earlier in the day (swimming or otherwise) or maybe you were just worried too much frosting would have gotten stuck to you when you were jumping out of the cake. Which now leads me to believe that you doing so commando was premeditated prior to the consumption of the alcohol. The alcohol was probably what finally gave you the courage to go through with it and it (the alcohol) is being used as an excuse for this "drunken stunt" as we are seeing now. Also, using the excuse that you didn't want to stick to your pants and remaining buff (using that term loosely ) fooled nobody.

And remember that video will be posted on every available site if you don't behave yourself from here on out when consuming alcohol when hanging with us. (oh, and we'll be sure to fix that little blur thing prior to posting the clip)

Not too much luck of me getting out and drowning any worms this week but maybe I'll get a chance next week (fingers crossed).

Originally Posted by DAND

That's all well and good but we were on dry land last time (with the exception of the one corner, the hall closet and potted plant you visited)

Oh yea...about that...you might want to disinfect the toaster too .

Originally Posted by DAND

...and those get away sticks of yours were fur free so I can only surmise your either had some competition earlier in the day (swimming or otherwise) or maybe you were just worried too much frosting would have gotten stuck to you when you were jumping out of the cake.

While jumping out of the cake, the candles burnt the hair right off . No one told me they were trick candles...so after you blew them out I figured I was in the clear .

Originally Posted by DAND

Which now leads me to believe that you doing so commando was premeditated prior to the consumption of the alcohol. The alcohol was probably what finally gave you the courage to go through with it and it (the alcohol) is being used as an excuse for this "drunken stunt" as we are seeing now. Also, using the excuse that you didn't want to stick to your pants and remaining buff (using that term loosely ) fooled nobody.

Well, even though it was your B-day party, I figured that the ladies in attendance should receive a gift too

Originally Posted by DAND

And remember that video will be posted on every available site if you don't behave yourself from here on out when consuming alcohol when hanging with us. (oh, and we'll be sure to fix that little blur thing prior to posting the clip)

If you post that vid, I demand royalties!

Originally Posted by DAND

Not too much luck of me getting out and drowning any worms this week but maybe I'll get a chance next week (fingers crossed).

I'll soon be closer to your part of the world...I'm taking you fishing!!!!

Originally Posted by DAND

I guess it's the thought that counts, though couldn't Nick just have worn pants (I was pretty sure that has been a prerequisite for Nick coming out with us after the last incident)

I tried... Muff Muff hasn't worn pants since that last incident

Originally Posted by DAND

You did show him the video from the last time didn't you?)

Yes Ma'am...

I tried reviewing the clips alone before I showed it to him till he came out rushing with my inhaler in hand, but my reaction time was too slow and I couldn't cover the screen fast enough

Originally Posted by polasian

Sorry...you should have read my SOL...errrrr...I mean TOS. Deposits are NON REFUNDABLE!

I love those TOS or SOL's
But I swear you changed it up after a few folks complained... Unfortunately, my deposit is non-refundable

Originally Posted by polasian

Yes, Pookie showed me the video, however parts of it were blurry . Actually, now that I think about it...that "blur" was in fact strategically placed pixelization . She told me it was recorded with faulty equipment...but I did find it odd that she was giggling the entire time we watched it . Well, NOW I know why

It was a smudge... I was also giggling the entire time it was happening

Originally Posted by DAND

That's all well and good but we were on dry land last time (with the exception of the one corner, the hall closet and potted plant you visited) and those get away sticks of yours were fur free so I can only surmise your either had some competition earlier in the day (swimming or otherwise) or maybe you were just worried too much frosting would have gotten stuck to you when you were jumping out of the cake.

It wasn't dry after he booked on his fur-free get away sticks... And it was a Tuesday the day before that last incident

Originally Posted by polasian

Oh yea...about that...you might want to disinfect the toaster too .

I ate a Toaster Strudel from that thing