BAD GUY Charles Schuck CSReptiles

I hope that the original focus of this thread doesn't get lost in all this schuckin' and jivin' going on here.

Hey chuckie, have you paid April yet?

If not why? WHEN?

If you need a go between you can send me a check and I'll let it clear my account and then I'll send her the money. That way you won't have to embarrASS yourself by seeing her in person.

Jeez been gone for a couple weeks and come back to find that my use of the words Butt Wheat are still getting Deborah all bent out of shape.. I will say again you need to stop trying so hard to be insulted.. Now as for the term Butt Wheat next time you wipe you Butt Deborah think about it and you may finally get where the term came from.. Randy

Guys...the words bother her. Cant we pick two new words to describe the guy? I mean it shouldn't be hard, and Deb is a good person and has asked nicely.

I wipe my butt, but I never find a stalk of wheat. A corn kernel sometimes, but no wheat.

Hey would you look at what I just came up with....Butt Corn. I don't think Deb will have a problem with that.

Cranius Maximus. Lets call him that on account a how smart he is.

Originally Posted by critical bill

Guys...the words bother her. Cant we pick two new words to describe the guy? I mean it shouldn't be hard, and Deb is a good person and has asked nicely.

I wipe my butt, but I never find a stalk of wheat. A corn kernel sometimes, but no wheat.

Hey would you look at what I just came up with....Butt Corn. I don't think Deb will have a problem with that.

If he ends up in prison (again) we can call him butt meat.

Originally Posted by snake5007

If he ends up in prison (again) we can call him butt meat.

Thanks guys.

Prophetic words.

Originally Posted by snake5007

If he ends up in prison (again) we can call him butt meat.

Your good! You got a gift.

First off Chuck, in most instances, "your good" is incorrect, and would be correctly written as the conjunction "you're good".

Now, as for "butt wheat" or "butt corn", etc. In the first case, while I am sure Deborah is a fine politically correct sensitive entity .....who gives a rat's rear end ? Back to case history, we do know that the chewed off remnants of corn-on-the-cob, the remaining "cob" (all soft and fuzzy) were used in days of yore (not your), before the invention of toilet paper, usually in a basket in the outhouse. My own personal close examination tells me that they were well designed for the purpose. Not exactly Charmin, but also more heavy duty for those really majestic moments. Whether a handful of wheat chafe was used in lieu of a charminesgue corn cob .... well, it seems possible to me !! Maybe the over-used "butt-head" would be less offensive, although I like "ass-clown" a whole lot too, and so as not to offend, we'll be sure not to say "brown-eye clown" ..... sheeeesh.

Originally Posted by Chameleon Company

First off Chuck, in most instances, "your good" is incorrect, and would be correctly written as the conjunction "you're good".

Now, as for "butt wheat" or "butt corn", etc. In the first case, while I am sure Deborah is a fine politically correct sensitive entity .....who gives a rat's rear end ? Back to case history, we do know that the chewed off remnants of corn-on-the-cob, the remaining "cob" (all soft and fuzzy) were used in days of yore (not your), before the invention of toilet paper, usually in a basket in the outhouse. My own personal close examination tells me that they were well designed for the purpose. Not exactly Charmin, but also more heavy duty for those really majestic moments. Whether a handful of wheat chafe was used in lieu of a charminesgue corn cob .... well, it seems possible to me !! Maybe the over-used "butt-head" would be less offensive, although I like "ass-clown" a whole lot too, and so as not to offend, we'll be sure not to say "brown-eye clown" ..... sheeeesh.

Lol I prefer A$$ puppet over A$$ clown but either is fitting in regards to this guy.