[Trade] My reptiles for YOUR>>>>>

Looking to trade reptiles for a few things.
-Firearms
-Crossbow
-Larger surround sound system or A sound bar
-Bose qc20 headphones
-Iphone 5
-Asp(expandable baton)
-Taser
-bullet proof vest
-Any other number of things, If you have something you want to trade feel free to message me I would never be offended by offers.

I have
-Leopard geckos 75-500.00 each over 75 for sale
-Crested geckos 100-350.00 each 10 for sale
-Pair of Painted Dragons $275.00 adult captive born
-Southern Aussie leaf tail Geckos Trio. $1500.00
-Cave gecko male $125.00
- Flawlessly preserved 12+ft king cobra fully hooded over 25 years old. (Vietnamese snake wine) $500.00

Located in Moraine Ohio, I ship and can meet at any reptile show I vend at.

And before you ask, NO im not preparing for the Apocalypse.
I want to do some hunting this year.
I am also a police officer and need to replace some things that are getting worn out.