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Old 02-05-2008, 10:46 AM   #1
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Talking Glasgow Cop And The London Lawyer

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer
from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Scottish cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, 'Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Glasgow cop says, 'You didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says, 'You still didnt come to a complete stop.
Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, you have to come to a
complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and
registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and
don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out
of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop or just slow down?'
 

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