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| Just For Laughs The SOLE purpose of this forum is to put a smile on the face of a person reading the messages. Anything of a SERIOUS nature will either be deleted or moved out of here. |
10-17-2003, 01:02 PM
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A couple of guys are out in the woods hunting...
A couple of guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
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10-21-2003, 09:40 PM
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ROFL!!!
When I was a 911 dispatcher I kept a printed copy of that joke taped on my desk..Too funny!!!
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11-27-2003, 04:36 PM
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Remind me to never go hunting with Steven!!!
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12-17-2003, 08:53 PM
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Two ethnic deer hunters are walking in the woods when one of them accidently shoots his buddy.... he goes running into town to get a doctor to check him out.... when the doctor gets there and starts his examination, the other ethnic deer hunter asks the doctor...."So?... Is he going to be alright"??.... The doctor says.... "Well, he would have been fine if you hadn't dressed him out first!"....
An ethnic grizzly hunter was walking in the woods when he comes to a fork in the road with a sign that says, "Bear Left"... so he went home....
Neil
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