An Irishman goes into the confessional box

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.



There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.



Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession,

But I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."


The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."