Hollywood…

Hollywood…



This good looking man walks into an agents office in Hollywood and says "I
want to be a movie-star." Tall, handsome and with experience on
Broadway.... he had all the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said "my name is Penis Van Lesbian."
The agent said, Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood, you are gonna have to change your name.

"I will NOT change my name!
The Van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my
grandfather
by changing my name. Not ever !"

The agent said "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years..... you
will
NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian !!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name, or I will not
be able to represent you." "So be it!! I guess, we will not do
business together" the guy said....and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000.
The agent is awestruck....who would possibly send him $50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed......

"Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to
become an actor in Hollywood. You told me I needed to
change my name.
Determined to make it with my God-given birth name,
I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with
a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought
about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change
my name.
I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with
another agent. I would never have made it without changing
my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,
Dick Van Dyke