“old Aged Sex”

“OLD AGED SEX”


A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got
a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and
sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a
seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar
and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young
lady a drink. As the evening progressed, the old
man joined the lady and they went to her apartment,
where they got
it on. ("The Horizontal Disco")

Four days later, the old man noticed that he was
developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home
doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked
the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.

The old man proudly said, "I sure did!"

The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman
was and where she lived.

"Sure, why?"

"Well you'd better get over there, you're about to cum!"