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07-07-2006, 07:38 PM
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Kids will be kids
A Father Passing By His Son's Bedroom Was
Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Picked Up. Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Bed. It Was Addressed, "dad".
With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The
Letter With Trembling Hands:
Dear Dad,
It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I'm Writing This. I Had
To Elope With My New Girlfriend Because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene
With Mom And You.
I've Been Finding Real Passion With Barbara And She Is So Nice Even With All Her Piercing, Tattoos, And Her Tight Motorcycle Clothes.
But It's Not Only The Passion Dad, She's Pregnant And Barbara
Said That We Will Be Very Happy. Even Though You Don't Care For Her As She Is Much Older Than I, She Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood For The Whole Winter .
She Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And That's Now One
Of My Dreams Too.
Barbara Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt Anyone And
We'll Be Growing It For Ourselves And Trading It With Her Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Want. In The Meantime, We'll Pray That Science Will Find A Cure For Aids So Barbara Can Get Better; She Sure Deserves It!!
Don't Worry Dad, I'm 15 Years Old Now And I Know How To Take
Care Of Myself, And Someday I'm Sure We'll Be Back To Visit So You Can Get To Know Your Grandchildren............................
P. S. Dad, None Of This Is True. I'm Over At The Neighbor's House. I
Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life Than
My Report Card That's In My Desk Center Drawer.
I Love You!
Call When It's Safe For Me To Come Home.
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07-07-2006, 11:04 PM
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07-08-2006, 07:58 AM
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LOL...........I did a lot of dirty, mean, low down and nasty things as a kid, but something like this would have landed me in a wheelchair.
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07-08-2006, 07:03 PM
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That was great!
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07-09-2006, 07:58 PM
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Classic..really enjoyed this!!
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07-12-2006, 12:34 AM
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Haha, that's funny. It kind of reminds me of when my wife and I decided to elope. Well, except for the part with the drugs, pregnancy, piercings, tattoos, and STDs.
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07-12-2006, 02:02 PM
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Does anyone here still have their report cards fom school??
I do. Looking back at them, I can see how life changes affected my work and I wonder how I survived school life.
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07-20-2006, 02:27 AM
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haha...this ones an original....and can possibly be used..haha
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07-20-2006, 08:16 AM
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ahahahahahaah brilliance! i really wish i did that when i was younger! It might have saved me from getting yelled at for my bad report cards too!
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