pest control

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
>pest-control company.
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> One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her
>husband arrived home unexpectedly.
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> "Quick," said the woman to the lover,"into the closet!" and she pushed
>him in the closet, stark naked.
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> The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the
>bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
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> "Who are you?" he asked him.
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> "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
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> "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
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> "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man
>replied.
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> "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
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> The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards!"
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