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Originally Posted by Utta
You went from 7 to 10 nick. You fail.
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Crap...the government must have edited out #'s 8 and 9.
(they're watching...you know
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"