FRANCE ENTERS THE WAR.........
Paris, March 27, 2003.........
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro-Disney pending a final decision by the UN Security Council.
ThIS DRASTIC MEASURE comes the day after a BOOMING fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused pandemonium among French soldiers at a nearby army garrison. In their panic, the French soldiers surrendered to a group of Czech tourists accompanied by Goofy. The tour group had gotten lost when they asked a Euro Disney employee, dressed as Goofy, for directions. They mistakenly wound up in the army garrison instead of at the 'Its A Small World' exhibit at Euro-Disney. It was later revealed that the Euro Disney employee dressed as Goofy had recently turned to drink after becoming depressed that his contry no longer appeared to have what it took to be a world power; this ever since the demise of the Foreign Legion.
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