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Dear God.....please let there come a day when Damon is handcuffed to a hospital bed in excruciating pain on his way into surgery and Dr. Owens is paged over the speakers to report to surgery. I don't ask for much God. And OMG, God...could you imagine the look on Damons face? Thank You God. Amen.
 
critical bill said:
Dear God.....please let there come a day when Damon is handcuffed to a hospital bed in excruciating pain on his way into surgery and Dr. Owens is paged over the speakers to report to surgery. I don't ask for much God. And OMG, God...could you imagine the look on Damons face? Thank You God. Amen.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this....:rofl:
 
critical bill said:
Dear God.....please let there come a day when Damon is handcuffed to a hospital bed in excruciating pain on his way into surgery and Dr. Owens is paged over the speakers to report to surgery. I don't ask for much God. And OMG, God...could you imagine the look on Damons face? Thank You God. Amen.

Time to get the vaseline warmed up........ :bleep: :reddevil:
 
critical bill said:
Dear God.....please let there come a day when Damon is handcuffed to a hospital bed in excruciating pain on his way into surgery and Dr. Owens is paged over the speakers to report to surgery. I don't ask for much God. And OMG, God...could you imagine the look on Damons face? Thank You God. Amen.
You know...I know that was a joke, but the reality is this...

I would treat him just like any other patient regardless of my personal feelings. That is professionalism.
 
we know...

We know that you would, Doc. That is just part of what makes you such a class act! In fact, one might even call you the 'anti-damon!'

Sincerely,

G. Beniquez
 
Dr Owens said:
You know...I know that was a joke, but the reality is this...

I would treat him just like any other patient regardless of my personal feelings. That is professionalism.

The thought that you would treat him differently never even entered my mind Doc. I do apologize sincerely if I may have offended you with my silly prayer.

If I were his doctor though....I'd put him to sleep and fix him up, but I'd also transplant his left nipple to dead smack in the center of his forehead and his testicles under his chin. He'd be my Frankendamon for messing around with me. Oh yeah.
 
critical bill said:
The thought that you would treat him differently never even entered my mind Doc. I do apologize sincerely if I may have offended you with my silly prayer.
Absolutely not. In fact, I laughed about it. ;)


If I were his doctor though....I'd put him to sleep and fix him up, but I'd also transplant his left nipple to dead smack in the center of his forehead and his testicles under his chin. He'd be my Frankendamon for messing around with me. Oh yeah.
And that made me LOL...literally. :rofl:

"Frankendamon!" LMAO! :rofl:
 
I swear Doc.....if were actually medically possible to accomplish...I'd be flashing both hands into his chin testicles like a boxer on a speed bag the second he got out of recovery.
 
High End Herps Inc said:
Ken,

I think you and I definitely have a different perspective on things as they really are or will be.

Good day to you,
David Beauchemin
It has nothing to do with perspective, and everything to do with the plain as day fact that you consistently refuse to answer a very simple question regarding what state you are allegedly incorporated in. It's not that complicated of a question or a concept. Really, it isn't.
 
High End Herps Inc said:
Also, you have someone here that apparently knows that fella Damien personally (Katheran Crosby) and you have a picture of him from when he got caught with gators in Arizona. She can verify that that is indeed him and anyone that knows me or has met me personally can tell you that THAT AIN'T ME!

In fact, Doogie Hauser m.d. here personally positively identified him in the photo and due to his unquestionable credibility as a learned professional we can not question his opinion or his judgement. Here is his post #105 on page 21 referring to the picture of Damon:


Here is the link to page 21:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82459&page=21&pp=5

(I had trouble uploading the picture so either someone please post it for me or just go to page 21 to see it)
Suncoast Herpetological said:
Question: Based on the text of the article that accompanied this photo, how do we know that this IS a picture of Damon? This could just as easily be one of the Fish and Game guys removing the animals and placing them in their custody. Does someone have specific knowledge that this is, indeed, a pic of Damon?
I read all of the news articles accessible via the 'net RE: Damon's gators being found under mattresses and plywood, wasn't that how it was stated? ANYHOOO, all of the references to the actual handling of the gators were to the rescuers of the gators. Hence, it would only make sense that that photo would not be Damon Heynen, as it took Arizona's team unloading the gators from the trailer until the next morning to finish.

That photo on page 21 is not Damon Heynen. Hair WAY too dark (yeah I know, there are chemicals for that), man too short, completely wrong build. If the man in that photo is Damon Heynen, then I am Shania Twain.

I didn't know Damien, I knew Damon Heynen. In the flesh. Met while he was still on parole, not all that long before it was over. Knew him for years. He was a close friend of mine whom I loved dearly as I fiercely love my friends... till his sociopathic tendencies started to reveal themselves more clearly and I chose to remove myself from possible physical and/or lawful danger to myself. Guilt by association and all of that. His first gator hatchling, Tuesday, hatched in my hands so that the excited Damon could try to take photos (which unfortunately didn't turn out, to both of our disappointments).

My account of being pretty sure that he served approx. four years in prison comes directly from Damon's mouth. I don't remember how long his actual sentence was (I'm recalling six years, but it's been too long to remember that one clearly), but he got out for the "time off for good behavior" and all that.

The story, and newspaper clippings, of the murder trial / manslaughter plea that Damon provided me was quite similar to Brian Smith's confession to being Damon Heynen on that inquiry thread, but there were a few significantly different details as well.

I know Damon is a staunch atheist because we had hours and hours of conversation about religion, spirituality, etc., and our views on them as well as their effects on society, blah blah blah. Damon and I spent literally countless hours conversing about many "deep" things, as well as the not-so-deep, as friends do.

I came to love alligators through Damon Heynen. I knew the house, and property in general, in San Bernardino because I spent an exponential amount of time there. I also came to know Damon Heynen himself, what he chose to reveal to me as well as characteristics he chose to hide but I ended up seeing anyhow, some sooner than later, through knowing him so deeply.

Did Damon care about his friends? I'd say yes, very much so, or at the least insofar as a sociopath is capable of caring about anyone but him/herself. Did Damon care about his animals? I know for a fact that is a yes.... he was more concerned for his animals than for his own life, that is a fact that I personally witnessed. (Which is why I was so appalled at reading the AZ news accounts of Damon's gators and how they were stuffed into that trailer; that was something I'd never have imagined that Damon would ever do to his gators!) Was Damon a criminal, after his release from prison? Yes, he most certainly was; he wouldn't tell me what he did to pay his bills, because, he'd told me, the less I knew the safer I'd be from the "guilt by association" factor.... personally, I believe that it was because the less I knew, the less I could testify, but whatever.

However, there is a lot I know about Damon that many many other people don't, as he doesn't open up to a lot of people. And so far in this thread of well over 1,000 posts, "David Beauchemin's" posts, claims, offers for the lower income people, guarantees, ETC., scream out Damon Heynen as I knew him: which was quite intimately (and no, I don't mean physically intimate! lol)

So David Beauchemin, why don't you do yourself a favor and just post your ID and business license? I am not here to "go after" you at all. I simply Googled Damon Heynen, and here was all the activity. If you are not Damon Heynen, my viewing of your publicly posted ID will alleviate all of this once and for all. And for that matter, if "Tawni" is also owner of your business, then it would only be right for her to post her ID as well.... and if she's not Brittany, I will honestly say so.

~~ Kathryn ~~
 
If I had a photo, I'd have posted it already. ;) We were "just hang out" friends, we didn't go out or to parties and such, and didn't get Camera Happy. I only remember (clearly) a camera being used twice: when Tuesday hatched in my hands, and one time my son came over with me to visit the gators Damon took a few photos of him holding Tuesday.

Sorry! :eek:
 
Spiritualosophy said:
If I had a photo, I'd have posted it already. ;) We were "just hang out" friends, we didn't go out or to parties and such, and didn't get Camera Happy. I only remember (clearly) a camera being used twice: when Tuesday hatched in my hands, and one time my son came over with me to visit the gators Damon took a few photos of him holding Tuesday.

Sorry! :eek:

That's really too bad. That would have helped me more than it would have helped these overzealous, self-righteous :censored:=holes.

He was a close friend of mine whom I loved dearly as I fiercely love my friends...

personally, I believe that it was because the less I knew, the less I could testify.

Maybe he didn't open up with you because he thought you had the propensity to backstab him one day. Who's to say?

That photo on page 21 is not Damon Heynen. Hair WAY too dark (yeah I know, there are chemicals for that), man too short, completely wrong build. If the man in that photo is Damon Heynen, then I am Shania Twain.


Originally Posted by Suncoast Herpetological
Question: Based on the text of the article that accompanied this photo, how do we know that this IS a picture of Damon? This could just as easily be one of the Fish and Game guys removing the animals and placing them in their custody. Does someone have specific knowledge that this is, indeed, a pic of Damon?

Yeah...it's Damon. I have seen several pictures of him in the past, and based on those pictures, that is him.
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This Katheryn person clearly was the best of buddies with this Damian fella and she says the picture is not a picture of him. Yet owens states very matter-of-factly that it is "definitely him". I would tend to believe that his ex-girlfriend, that loved him so dearly and was so close with him, would most likely be correct in her assessment of the photo. Owens also states, very matter-of-factly that someone from my Parrish said that that was definitely a picture of me. Yet it isn’t. Either way you look at it he's 100% wrong in every way concerning that photo. If that was actually me in that picture, then it is confirmed by Katheryn that that isn't her ex fella Damian. Even though owens said that "it definitely is him", lol.

Gee... if he's wrong about a pig being a rabbit and about a gator toting rescue worker being Damian and wrong about that being me then golly gee wilikers, do you think it might just be possible that such a professional and intelligent person could be wrong about other things too? Gosh, is it even possible??

Also... I have been piecing this together for a while now and I think I may have put some of this ridiculous years-long drama into some form of context. (Feel free to correct me if I have any of it wrong). Some time back this guy Damian/Brian got into it with owens and luna and some of the others here that are their buddies, over God-knows-what, and apparently this guy made ugly threats against them. It was then apparently learned in short time that this nutcase had been in prison for murder or manslaughter and so they then took his threats seriously. They apparently considered him a very dangerous, psychopathic, deranged murderer. Right so far? So my only question is this: If this guy is such a loose cannon...... if he is truly a deranged, psychopathic murderer on the loose..... out to get all of you in horible, awful ways..... why are you all still alive and well? Wouldn’t he have gotten to some of you after all these years if his threats had any validity to them? No one has been whacked in a grisly manner yet, right? I’m sure it would have been mentioned by now if there had been a revenge whacking. Well, he must not be a very good deranged murderer if that is truly the case. Either that or he is just incredibly patient and calculating. Just thinking out loud here. It all just seems so stupid. lol.

Now then.... once again... I am a professional snake breeder. I have great snakes and have never done a dishonest deal. Ever. This board is supposed to be about stopping people from scamming people or selling sick animals, not about venting personal vendettas. I have done neither and have never wronged anybody, anytime. The moment I screw someone over I would more than expect to be put through the wringers here and hung out to dry. Rightfully so. But until I do somebody wrong in the herp business... this crap here is just a bunch of stupid soap opera drama. And everyone knows it.

Good day to all, even you obsessed individuals with this Damian/Brian witch hunt,
David Beauchemin
 
Once again, you've ducked the easy question. It's rather difficult to take you seriously when you've been so utterly evasive about a fundamental matter of fact.

If it walks like a duck...
 
Also... I have been piecing this together for a while now and I think I may have put some of this ridiculous years-long drama into some form of context. (Feel free to correct me if I have any of it wrong). Some time back this guy Damian/Brian got into it with owens and luna and some of the others here that are their buddies, over God-knows-what, and apparently this guy made ugly threats against them. It was then apparently learned in short time that this nutcase had been in prison for murder or manslaughter and so they then took his threats seriously. They apparently considered him a very dangerous, psychopathic, deranged murderer. Right so far? So my only question is this: If this guy is such a loose cannon...... if he is truly a deranged, psychopathic murderer on the loose..... out to get all of you in horible, awful ways..... why are you all still alive and well? Wouldn’t he have gotten to some of you after all these years if his threats had any validity to them? No one has been whacked in a grisly manner yet, right? I’m sure it would have been mentioned by now if there had been a revenge whacking. Well, he must not be a very good deranged murderer if that is truly the case. Either that or he is just incredibly patient and calculating. Just thinking out loud here. It all just seems so stupid. lol.

Now then.... once again... I am a professional snake breeder. I have great snakes and have never done a dishonest deal. Ever. This board is supposed to be about stopping people from scamming people or selling sick animals, not about venting personal vendettas. I have done neither and have never wronged anybody, anytime. The moment I screw someone over I would more than expect to be put through the wringers here and hung out to dry. Rightfully so. But until I do somebody wrong in the herp business... this crap here is just a bunch of stupid soap opera drama. And everyone knows it.

Good day to all, even you obsessed individuals with this Damian/Brian witch hunt,
David Beauchemin[/QUOTE]


You know David .... This would make a great book for you !!! You could title it

If I did it !!!!
 
It certainly looks like he became just a tad annoyed and about to come undone in his first two replies to Kathryn. He seems to have learned and is exercising great restraint.

And hey Damon, Doc never said it was definitely you. Do you know the difference between being wrong and doing wrong? The Doc may have been wrong in identifying the wrong person, and thats OK because its not like he was picking a perp out of a lineup, so truly no harm has been done.

But doing wrong is shooting and killing your friends.

Now you know the difference.
 
High End Herps Inc said:
Maybe he didn't open up with you because he thought you had the propensity to backstab him one day. Who's to say?










David Beauchemin

I guess only David, oops, i mean "Damon" :rolleyes: could say. That's a strange question, considering she hasn't done any backstabbing. :thumbsup:
 
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