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Rebel Dragons 07-16-2006 07:47 PM

Smart Mom???
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS"???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma, sighs having heard that
question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the
children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll

all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this
he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through
oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the

girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they
named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to
them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's
for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An 'if I
to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and
of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead

says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
whole bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."

ZX11 07-17-2006 04:31 AM

That was brutally funny. Now get over here and wipe the Coca-Cola off my monitor.

ladyserpent7 07-20-2006 02:35 AM

haha...thata wasa good one

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