Thoughts From a Wandering Mind
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
~~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice. ~~~ I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ~~~ Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ~~~ All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ~~~ If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle. ~~~ What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free? ~~~ Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.. ~~~ Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ~~~ Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ~~~ One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. ~~~ My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. ~~~ I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. ~~~ The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. ~~~ How can there be self-help 'groups'? ~~~ If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ~~~ Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. ~~~ Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken? :eek: |
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