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  1. Reptiles 101

    Bad Guy (650) 825-5729 scammer

    This is the conversation i had with him he is just trying to get my personal information.
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    How to scare a taxi driver

    My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and a movie. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat...
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    Any ballistics gel fans?

    I made a batch of ballistics gel and wanted to see the affects of hollow points vs reguler tipped bullets. These are my results the hollow points didnt go in as far but they caused more damage leaveing a lot of shrapnel. The regular tipped went in a lot further and on occasion went all the way...
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    Avon

    An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon...
  5. Reptiles 101

    The phone call

    Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me." "Sugar!" "Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from...
  6. Reptiles 101

    The septic

    On the back of a septic-service company truck: “Satisfaction guaranteed, or your merchandise cheerfully refunded.”
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    Is there a albino line from anthony gallicchio?

    Hi i recently accepted a trade for 2 albino het snow red ear sliders, the person i got them from said they were from a breeder in new york and his name was anthony gallicchio, i tried to search for him but could only find stuff on a hocky player :shrug01: any help would be greatly appreciated.
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    To slow!

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22MPH. He thinks to himself, "this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!". So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that...
  9. Reptiles 101

    Meet toe jam

    This little guy hatched today and has eight toes on his right back foot not sure if i will keep or sell him but he is cool to look at.
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    Good one

    Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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    What kind is this?

    So i know its a leather back but she has a different look to her then a normal bearded dragon. i was vending at a show this week and a guy just gave her to me and said shes a zero but shes clearly not a zero. I asked another breeder at the show and she thinks it might be a polar but or a cool...
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    What not to do!

    A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger...
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    beta fish used for science experiment free to good home.

    I have two betas that i used for a school ph science project the fish were not harmed in any way and i am adopting them out free to good homes. My number is9515145210 if interested text me. I dont have a clue how to ship fish so local pickup only.
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    Ashton's Dragons first hypo trans dunners.

    These are the first hypo trans dunners produced by me these will be incredible and they just hatched today:) and so much color on them already. I found 2 in the incunator so not sure which is the first:shrug01:
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    A priest, a minister, a rabbi and a bear.

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his...
  16. Reptiles 101

    Im a FBI agent.

    A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, "We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?" The old rancher replied, "That's fine, you shouldn't go over there though." As he pointed at one of...
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    Whats your story?

    What was your first reptile and whats the story behind it? I will start my first reptile was a corn snake i got him February 27 2012 i was 13 years old and i still have him to this day it is a male and he is 5 1/2 feet long now. Now what i went thru to get him. For as long as i can remeber i...
  18. Reptiles 101

    Demetrius cliff aka UBCD wont get back to me

    Ok so i see he comes on fauna but wont return my messages, texts or calls:shrug01:. We parntnerd up a while back i curently have three of his breeders and he has two of mine. The last text i got from him was aug 20th and it was a acidental message any help would be greatly appreciated.
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    What would you recommend?

    Ok so I've been slowly working my way up to bigger reptiles and just got permission to get a bigger snake ounce are sheds built :) I'm looking for something around 8 to 12 feet any more and for one person I think would be a pretty big struggle for me. It also needs to have a relatively good...
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    Bubba

    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his...
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