JColt

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"


"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."


"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."

"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."

"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."