Than in keeping with that, Heres one i found amusing, especially since I read lots of other stuff before this....You old timers might remember this one.
"I just can't BELIEVE this crap!! This time....they knew EXACTLY what was up! They STOLE my high-end snakes (list below), AND, they took my 24-hour tape recorder!! So, obviously...NO PICTURES OF THEM!!"
Eh, ring a bell anyone? Think May of 2002