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07-03-2009, 06:02 PM

I drove about six hours from Baltimore MD to Virginia Beach to snatch up this amazing hybrid green/yellow conda. I get lost twice and after six hours on the road we get there (I wasn't alone I brought some friends). Now prior to driving that long in a cramped dodge stratus myself and the seller made it VERY VERY VERY CLEAR THE PRICE WAS 150$. Anyway I pull up and knock on the door and this crazy lady opens the door all pissed of at god knows what and tells me the seller isnt home. After about twenty minutes this young kid pulls up in a truck and tells me to re-park in another area with a major attitude. Now im thinking to myself "please not a bad sale please please please". The kid gets out of his truck and it turns out to be the seller. He takes me inside and begins to show me around is garage full of containers with mostly large boa's and ball pythons and some other really cool stuff. I think to myself wow this kid knows what he is doing and alittle stress is relieved.....it was only for a short time. He slides open the tub and out comes a BEAUTIFUL hybrid deep into a shed but still looking like a million bucks. And out of the corner of my eye I spot a girl maybe about 17 or 18 years old aka the sellers girlfriend ....she sits down and kinda gives me the" who the hell are you look". He began to pull the hybrid out and before you know it he goes crazy aviods the hook and tags me once....just a nip not to bad. Well now the action really begins to heat up the snake is getting pissed and as we try to put him back he strikes me 1 2 3 times very rapidly. The conda is pushing around 9ft and does not want to be handled so we leave her alone. But not before she gets 4 good strikes in,we had to put her back so I took a couple for the team. Meanwhile im bleeding everywhere I MEAN BLEEDING its on the floor the tanks my clothes but its whatever this snake is awesome....as pain courses through my hands. I turn to look at the guy hands all bloody and proclaim....I'll taker her I have the 150$". About this time his girlfriend stands up and starts to attack me and him worse than the damn snake. Screaming " 150$ I dont think so!!!! You told him 150$? I need to talk to you in private!!!" So they leave the room and I can hear them SCREAMING at eachother. Here I am in a garage hand looking like ground beef as this guy and his mean ass girlfriend argue about a price for the hybrid. He comes back out and says" man,I think I can only do 200 for the hybrid. I argue and say "Well look I drove six hours man because you told me 150$.........how bout we do 170$ (still super pissed about the situation).
He goes in and I hear him and the super bitch SCREAMING AGAIN!!!!. HE COMES BACK OUT AND SAYS "I can't do anything lower than 200$ I need to fix my truck.(The one I just saw him driving)
THE GUY IS TOTALLY F***ING WITH ME RIGHT? HE LIED AND NOW WONT EVEN TAKE 25 EXTRA DOLLARS THAN THE ORIGINAL PRICE BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A B****? So I stand up tell him peace out jump in the car cruise all pissed of tell the story to my friends. We end up grabbing a room hanging out on the beach all night,drinking and having a good time. Wake up drive six hours with no conda. So turns out I underestimated the bite because now...3 months later I only have 3/4 movement in the last two finger on my right hand. I have serious pain still from the bite which leads me to believe its perm. So kid....if your out there and your reading this ......remember.....one pissed of b**** is enough......I suggest loosing the girl not the snake.

07-03-2009, 06:02 PM	#365
Semperfi3005	And "Ice cube" thought he had it bad! I drove about six hours from Baltimore MD to Virginia Beach to snatch up this amazing hybrid green/yellow conda. I get lost twice and after six hours on the road we get there (I wasn't alone I brought some friends). Now prior to driving that long in a cramped dodge stratus myself and the seller made it VERY VERY VERY CLEAR THE PRICE WAS 150$. Anyway I pull up and knock on the door and this crazy lady opens the door all pissed of at god knows what and tells me the seller isnt home. After about twenty minutes this young kid pulls up in a truck and tells me to re-park in another area with a major attitude. Now im thinking to myself "please not a bad sale please please please". The kid gets out of his truck and it turns out to be the seller. He takes me inside and begins to show me around is garage full of containers with mostly large boa's and ball pythons and some other really cool stuff. I think to myself wow this kid knows what he is doing and alittle stress is relieved.....it was only for a short time. He slides open the tub and out comes a BEAUTIFUL hybrid deep into a shed but still looking like a million bucks. And out of the corner of my eye I spot a girl maybe about 17 or 18 years old aka the sellers girlfriend ....she sits down and kinda gives me the" who the hell are you look". He began to pull the hybrid out and before you know it he goes crazy aviods the hook and tags me once....just a nip not to bad. Well now the action really begins to heat up the snake is getting pissed and as we try to put him back he strikes me 1 2 3 times very rapidly. The conda is pushing around 9ft and does not want to be handled so we leave her alone. But not before she gets 4 good strikes in,we had to put her back so I took a couple for the team. Meanwhile im bleeding everywhere I MEAN BLEEDING its on the floor the tanks my clothes but its whatever this snake is awesome....as pain courses through my hands. I turn to look at the guy hands all bloody and proclaim....I'll taker her I have the 150$". About this time his girlfriend stands up and starts to attack me and him worse than the damn snake. Screaming " 150$ I dont think so!!!! You told him 150$? I need to talk to you in private!!!" So they leave the room and I can hear them SCREAMING at eachother. Here I am in a garage hand looking like ground beef as this guy and his mean ass girlfriend argue about a price for the hybrid. He comes back out and says" man,I think I can only do 200 for the hybrid. I argue and say "Well look I drove six hours man because you told me 150$.........how bout we do 170$ (still super pissed about the situation). He goes in and I hear him and the super bitch SCREAMING AGAIN!!!!. HE COMES BACK OUT AND SAYS "I can't do anything lower than 200$ I need to fix my truck.(The one I just saw him driving) THE GUY IS TOTALLY F*ING WITH ME RIGHT? HE LIED AND NOW WONT EVEN TAKE 25 EXTRA DOLLARS THAN THE ORIGINAL PRICE BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A B? So I stand up tell him peace out jump in the car cruise all pissed of tell the story to my friends. We end up grabbing a room hanging out on the beach all night,drinking and having a good time. Wake up drive six hours with no conda. So turns out I underestimated the bite because now...3 months later I only have 3/4 movement in the last two finger on my right hand. I have serious pain still from the bite which leads me to believe its perm. So kid....if your out there and your reading this ......remember.....one pissed of b** is enough......I suggest loosing the girl not the snake.