Originally Posted by porkchop48

I dont think you two understand how hard it is to get a decent midget stripper.
I must have interviewed 500 of them.
I no longer have any one dollar bills. Of course to interview them and get them full effect you have to actually tip them in their midget G-strings ( or would it be g-strings).

Trying to find one that is the right size. Not too small, not too tall, not too skinny, arms not too short, good pole skills.... It has not been a treat at all.