LOL! Oh, the burn on the beach! However, Rich, it begs the question .. what are you searching online that you would discover this, uh, interesting tourist attraction?
I guess I have no room to make fun since I also discovered an epic name failure last week after watching a cooking show I enjoy and then searching this food product they featured believing I misunderstood.
https://www.marthastewart.com/1142417/spotted-dick