Okay, Lucille.
I smell something hinky. It seems to me that you would have known that your street was mostly old people.
Sounds like you went out and bought all that chocolate knowing there would be no trick-or-treaters, just so you could chow down on all of it yourself!!
It's one thing to have a stash for "emergencies", but in your case, it sounds like HOARDING!!!
FOR SHAME, Lucille!!! You're making us women look BAD!!
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